We could go back to the source of the legends and eat a lamantine, dugong or beluga, but that's not a satisfying answer. I suggest we engineer one. @dr_richard_ew ?
...shit I qualify. For science!
Although please use just a bathtub full of salt water if you want to see if marinating has an influence, BC I can't swim and would drown very quickly at sea.
@creativedragonbaby 's comment made me feel very hungry but also very hopeful for the future. And turns out I was right, my tail's awesome, I can zboïng on it like it's a spring!
So doctor, no secondary effects so far, I feel great. A bit warm, but otherwise it's all good.
Next step in my glo-up is the sauna I guess? Unless you chose another cooking technique, or you're going for sushi?
https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/235685618/Sushi+Mermaid+BW.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=1200
*walks into the room*
Hi guys, left my coat behind and .. what in Hades are you two idiots doing!?
@purplepumpkin Did you .. turn into a mermaid?
@dr_richard_ew Where you going to EAT @purplepumpkin?!
I leave you two alone for a couple of hours and this .. THIS!? I swear to the Gods I don't know what to do with you lot.
Thanks mate!
Btw I admire the realism of this; it's currently 31°C and I can feel I'm grilling.
*fast forward*
*dies*
I'll regenerate later, once I've evacuated your body (either naturally or alien-style, not decided yet), but you can eat me and get the answer! Bone ape and tit!
I've always wondered just what the appeal is of a mermaid. If she's got a fish lower half, then her parts are not going to be compatible with a human male's parts, so there's not really much of anything you can do with her, apart from a BJ, I guess.
If we knew a gorgeous woman we wouldn't be here
ok if we can get a woman who's hair covers her boobs then that officially makes her a mermaid and we can use her instead
Anyone else?
Although please use just a bathtub full of salt water if you want to see if marinating has an influence, BC I can't swim and would drown very quickly at sea.
Here we go!
How do you feel?
So doctor, no secondary effects so far, I feel great. A bit warm, but otherwise it's all good.
Next step in my glo-up is the sauna I guess? Unless you chose another cooking technique, or you're going for sushi?
https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/235685618/Sushi+Mermaid+BW.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=1200
...wait hold on didnt we agree earlier that you'd be the one eating me?
Hi guys, left my coat behind and .. what in Hades are you two idiots doing!?
@purplepumpkin Did you .. turn into a mermaid?
@dr_richard_ew Where you going to EAT @purplepumpkin?!
I leave you two alone for a couple of hours and this .. THIS!? I swear to the Gods I don't know what to do with you lot.
Doc, I don't remember this agreement, but that works for me too.
*Armin Meiwes vibes intensify*
Let's go!
...Oh, tiny arms sprouting from the wound! *sluuurrrrrp*
...wait does this mean I'm endless?
*keeps slurping like a starved Italian presented with spaghetti*
Good luck!
Btw I admire the realism of this; it's currently 31°C and I can feel I'm grilling.
*fast forward*
*dies*
I'll regenerate later, once I've evacuated your body (either naturally or alien-style, not decided yet), but you can eat me and get the answer! Bone ape and tit!
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What does fish smell like?
WHO FUCKING LIKED HER COMMENT ARGHHGG!!!!
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@cakelover tell them, its about time.
The uh, front door if you will
The back is little more used, shall we say
yes
of course
also @xlaxxine virginity is cool, stay pure