Here lies..

Here lies Peachy Persimmon she was captured after a while

Here lies TimeBender25. He was also a good idea to have.

Here lies betterthanyou, he is the best man in the world

Here lies guest. She was just a bit too much of a problem.

Here lies phisherman she was just getting sick

Here lies J. Scott. He was kind of a traitor at the end!
This was hilarious!

Her lies Pagesgoneby. She is going to be a little late today.

Here lies ladyofjefferson. She was a little too much.

Here lies king_me. He was a bit of a new one.

Here lies carbonatedwaffles. He was the one who would be interested in the position

Here lies morebacon he eats the way back now.

Here lies notaguestnomore. She was just taking a walk in my dreams.

Here lies diyrogue. She was saying the other day she'd never do heroin.

Here lies Freudiandip. He was a little bit more than a few weeks old

Here lies That_creepy_guy he was gonna take a picture.

Here lies ajhedges he was so cute

Here lies Ross. She was wasted
Ohhh

Here lies thecallmek,she was a great deal

Here lies tcole3710. He was the first to get a dragon.
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Sounds like it didn’t go too well then...

Here lies the problem. She said that she had been in the past.

Here lies be'thorien. She was a super weird nerd.

Here lies Shannon she was very good for my diet

Here lies punchmunchkin she was just wondering why you did not get the memo

Here lies Xavven. He was your most recent book of my life.

Here lies juliesmash. She was all worried that she would get her period.

Here lies guest. She was the first person to be that mother.

Here lies Courtney. She was simply the most important person I know.

Here lies guest. She's not the best thing that was ever done.

Here lies Mia. She hasn't been read by you thouroughly yet.
(Translated cause german autocomplete:
Sie wurde von dir noch nicht genau gelesen.)

Tried it with a different verb. (was instead of has)
Here lies Mia. She was your night, my angel.

Here lies shiftingsands. He was a bit boring though and I think he is a good friend.

Here lies myrddin24 he wasn't sure if you have any questions or concerns.

Here lies Yamz. He was the one who was not a problem

Here lies lentil. He was a little too late now

Here lies me. She was just going on her lunch

Here lies guest. She wasn’t going to come over.

Here lies la she was called to the download page.
Hmmmmm

Here lies Kacey she is a good friend of yours she has been so sweet to you and I love her.

Here lies Edgar. He was able to become the wise cracking and confident Spider-Man

Here lies tehimpala. She was being a brat per usual.
RUDE!

Here lies Andrea. She was gonna, she had to be at the gym today. - I actually did go to the gym today haha

Here lies Hatawa she was supposed to come over tonight and then just leave

Here lies myfuckinggod they are you naked.

Here lies info they were nothing because MY PHONE DOESNT DO PREDICTIVE TEXTS AND IM SAD

Here lies monica, she was a good time.

Here lies Kk she was gonna hurt me

Here lies SilverBallerina she is going to try and go to bed on this hard ass float

Here lies Magicueen. She was going to be a little late to the party but I don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time and I will be there.

Here lies Crystal she was saying that I have a new phone and I don't.

Here lies funny Steph, she was going to be a little late to the party.

Here lies "My Name". He has been cancelled.

Here lies ewqua she was going to be a little late to the party

Here lies Annoying Nerd. She was just disappointed with her eyes.

Here lies WutupCWellie. She is not the intended recipient please notify us immediately.

Here lies N. She was you once. :'D

Here lies Matthew Chisholm. He was a great friend to my house.

Here lies Kamatsu. He was a bit of a new window.

Here lies Hamish. He was a great guy at once but I didnt think it would ever get to me again but he said I would be happy with the same time if you were going out for a bit but I'm sure you guys are doing a great time

He was the KITTEN

Here lies lion he was not in his own hands

Here lies Soul King Brook, he is the first time in the middle of the day before the first time in the middle of the day before the first time in the middle of the day...
It just keeps on going like this, I think it's referring to that time my shadow was stolen. If you don't have a shadow and you step into the sunlight, you turn to ash. Yohohoho!