I had no idea what to put here, so *finger guns awkwardly*

They markup the price

He's worth about $600million and he's complaining about the price of water

This is beyond genius marketing, because as utterly stupid as it is, some people actually buy it. So I'm both admirative of the company selling this and losing a bit of faith in humanity.

I’m from Fiji, and we have this saying that Fiji water isn’t for Fijians. It’s for tourists. I’ll admit that it tastes slightly different to regular water, but it’s definitely not worth the price that it is.

I've had a bottle of Fiji water last me 5 days. I have no fucking idea how or why, but that one did.
I've also had multiple 3+ days. It's like the damn thing slowly refills itself... but just under how much you drink.

If I was the richest person in the world I STILL would not pay 9 dollars for water. That is just stupid as fuck. TAP WATER IS JUST FINE WITH ME!

"SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH!" *turns on faucet* "There's free water right here you fucking asshole!"

I used to work in hospitality, and the when it comes to bottled water and the like, the main question to ask is: what's more important, your time or your money? Most often, it's your time.

I would have absolutely no problem if the water was at least in a fridge.

Gotta keep this shit wrapped. Better give this with a gift wrapper and a sipper with my name if I am buying it.

More importantly, WHO’S that woman at the well?