I'd like all funsubers to meet at a central location. Here's the scene: gathered in a circle, funsubstance members watch on intently. Big toad hops out into the circle looking for a challenger. "Anyone brave enough to take on the toad!", says @mia_linay (she's the annoucer). @nelson steps out into the circle and the crowd of funsubstance people go wild! Screaming. @dr_richard_ew faints. @xvarnah pulls back her hair and grunts majestically preparing for the impending post apocalyptic bout! Nelson rips off his shirt and everyone gets insane and somewhat aroused. @catcluff does the call me hand gesture to Nelson. (Rosalinas! Oh my goodness I hadn't seen her in a while. Hi!! *waves*). @rosalina gets behind the frog and smacks it's butt. "GET HIM HONEY!" She announces! The toad ribbits frecously. Everyone goes quiet. @purplepumpkin shows me a cool rock she found. @happy_frog steps up as the refree. "Now no dirty stuff alright?" Nelson nods his head.
The frog nods it's head, but rosalinas slips it a shank! "Fight!" The fight begins. Nelson wrestles the toad head on. Getting him in a half nelson. The toad pretends to be in trouble and slips out of it hastily! They're toe to toe. Hopping around. Eyeing each other up. The jettison outs it's tongue wrapping around Nelson's legs and slams him down! "Kill him shouts rosalinas! Feeling pressure from it's peers. The toad jumps on nelson. Pulls out the shank. "I'll end you", says the toad. The frog slams the knife into nelson. Nelson just blocks, but the shank inserts deeply below his ribs leaving him seriously wounded. Then nelson dies. The end. Rosalinas makes out with frog. Haha I got tired. Sorry buddy. Toad 1. Nelson 0.
@dr_richard_ew haha because you're a doctor and not a veterinarian. The froggy violence was too much!
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Indeed. RIP @nelson
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Lol thanks @catfluff! Yeah, that would be awesome! Sorry I didn't include everyone in it. Thanks for correcting the usernames. I read it again and there's quite a few mistakes. I appreciate it.
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@bensen@captainjackharknes go for it!
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Haha @mia_linay eh it's pretty normal in there with the fluids and brain matter and such *shakes brain matter seductively in your direction*. Thanks!
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@xvarnah mmm so sexy lol
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@catfluff @rosalinas
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Indeed. RIP @nelson
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Lol thanks @catfluff! Yeah, that would be awesome! Sorry I didn't include everyone in it. Thanks for correcting the usernames. I read it again and there's quite a few mistakes. I appreciate it.
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@bensen @captainjackharknes go for it!
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Haha @mia_linay eh it's pretty normal in there with the fluids and brain matter and such *shakes brain matter seductively in your direction*. Thanks!
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@xvarnah mmm so sexy lol
I'll be back in a few days.