I made this 2 years ago... Can be funny!

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....I killed a piece of candy because I'm sexy....

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foreveryoung098 · 11 years ago

I pissed on a toilet seat because I'm weird..... Yup

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guest · 9 years ago

We have the same birthday... And shirt color...

guest · 9 years ago

I have now realized that "Other" is definitely NOT a color.

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yuire · 11 years ago

I pissed on a bird because I'm sexy. Hah! Take that bird!! That's for shitting on my car all the time.

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petilia · 11 years ago

Ikr!

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guest · 11 years ago

I killed you because you told me to

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nitetom · 11 years ago

I raped a banana because it's normal. Well. okay...
P.s. Brace yourself petilia... For the flood of comment notifications lol

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petilia · 11 years ago

Yea, haha!

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guest · 11 years ago

I hacked a flower because you told me to

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guest · 11 years ago

I yelled at an egg because i'm weird.

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guest · 11 years ago

Lol.

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped a whore because in weird.

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped a lesbian because im racist

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chrislover · 11 years ago

I stabbed a car because you told me to.

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nerdsarecool1212 · 11 years ago

I was drunk with my mother because I'm racist.

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dadgya · 11 years ago

This is gonna be the next most commented post on funsubstance...

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nerdsarecool1212 · 11 years ago

Besides the What is Your Werewolf Name post where Moon Moon became a trend.

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shutter99 · 11 years ago

I killed my mother because i was horny

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spartanfuffy · 11 years ago

I beat a cat because I'm sexy

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guest · 11 years ago

If you know what I mean...

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walkerey · 11 years ago

I yelled at an egg because I'm sexy...

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spartanfuffy · 11 years ago

Cause we sexy basterds

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guest · 11 years ago

I stabbed a princess because I'm sexy...

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iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago

I raped a banana because its normal....

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guest · 10 years ago

"Normal"

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japmonkey13 · 11 years ago

I smoked with a bird because you told me to.

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guest · 11 years ago

Random guy: "Smoke with that bird faggot" xD

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leahmroy · 11 years ago

I was drunk with a fat boy because I'm racist!

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guest · 11 years ago

I slept with a porn star because you told me to...

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guest · 11 years ago

I pissed on a vampire because I'm single

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umb · 11 years ago

EPIC the best one!

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simplyjo · 11 years ago

I yelled at a troll because I'm sexy and I was horny.

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idontlikeyou · 11 years ago

I stabbed a piece of candy because you told me to.... Words of wisdom.

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guest · 11 years ago

I killed a lesbian because I'm single!

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guest · 11 years ago

somebody has anger issues

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guest · 11 years ago

I was drink with a troll because I'm sexy

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mohd · 11 years ago

I raped a toilet seat because I like zoo

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lubuggie · 11 years ago

I smoked with a banana cuz I'm used to it

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potatoes25 · 11 years ago

I killed Barack Obama because I'm sexy O_O

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guest · 11 years ago

Attention FBI if you see this, potatoes25 did not, nor has any intention to cause any harm to President Obama. This is a game and the sentence happened by coincidence.

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potatoes25 · 11 years ago

Thank you

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guest · 11 years ago

I did a blowjob to Paris Hilton because you told me to.

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gummibear7688 · 11 years ago

Paris Hilton?

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guest · 11 years ago

I smoked with a stranger because I'm sexy...

guest · 11 years ago

sexy people always smoke with strangers

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marty6978 · 11 years ago

I beated a dog because you told me too... Jeez sounds like I don't have any self control

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apbmx · 11 years ago

I said thanks to evils because I have a great body

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sherlock · 11 years ago

I said thanks to my mother because I'm used to it... everybody else is raping, smoking, giving blow jobs and shit and I'm thanking my mom... Wtf.

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guest · 11 years ago

The new Moon Moon...

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spartanfuffy · 11 years ago

It won't be the new moon moon because their isn't a meme to go with it

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guest · 11 years ago

Ok fuck it, YOU are the new moon moon.

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eguava99 · 11 years ago

I stabbed a girl because i'm weird

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deleted · 11 years ago

I killed a computer because I'm sexy.

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guest · 11 years ago

"I yelled at a cat because I'm sexy."...

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spiderman · 11 years ago

I yelled at a dildo because i do that everyday

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guest · 11 years ago

best one yet

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped a flower because I'm used to it................

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped a dingo because you told me to

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guest · 11 years ago

I hacked Paris Hilton because it is normal.

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lar143 · 11 years ago

I stabbed you because im sexy!

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guest · 11 years ago

I was drunk with a fatboy because you told me to

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guest · 11 years ago

I yelled at Robbie Williams because I'm single...

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guest · 11 years ago

I said thanks to a girl because I'm weird....

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guest · 11 years ago

I beated a dildo because I'm single

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reinaprwu · 11 years ago

I smoked with a vampire because you told me to.

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deleted · 11 years ago

I was drunk with a princess because I have a great body. ;)

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monkeyfaceonthenet · 11 years ago

I smoked with Robbie Williams because I like zoo

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guest · 11 years ago

i was drunk with a cat because im sexy
not my cat just a particular cat...

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guest · 11 years ago

I killed rihanna because you told me too..

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guest · 11 years ago

I stabbed a fat boy because you told me too

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guest · 11 years ago

I said thanks to a fat boy because I'm sexy

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tiannar3nee · 11 years ago

I yelled at an egg because I'm sexy!

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amadog19 · 11 years ago

"I slept with Paris Hilton becuase im sexy" Well, alrighty then...

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guest · 11 years ago

I was drunk with a girl cause I do that every day.... Hell yeah

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hakunamatata · 11 years ago

I YELLED AT A CONDOM BECAUSE I'M SINGLE!!! wohhooo totally makes sense lol

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petilia · 11 years ago

Lmao

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guest · 11 years ago

i slept with a car because im single. parts of that are accurate

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gummibear7688 · 11 years ago

What? You slept with a car

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guest · 11 years ago

I said thanks to you because I'm racist. Mines just dumb...

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guest · 11 years ago

I was drunk with a porn star because i have a great body

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guest · 11 years ago

Mine was, I killed Rihanna because you told me to.. And my last name's Brown. What are the odds.

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petilia · 11 years ago

Wow..!

taylorjamcake · 11 years ago

WHAT THE HECK

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guest · 11 years ago

I was drunk with hannah montanna because i am wierd

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guest · 11 years ago

I said thanks to a dildo, because I'm weird....
da fak? O.o

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guest · 11 years ago

i killed a troll because I'm sexy

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guest · 11 years ago

I pissed on Paris Hilton because I am weird

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guest · 11 years ago

I pissed on a com dim because I'm sexy! Whoa we have a badass here

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taratheartist · 11 years ago

I yelled at Paris Hilton because I was horny

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umb · 11 years ago

I killed a vampire because I was horny XD..!!!!!!!!!!!

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umb · 11 years ago

I killed a vampire because I was horny XD...!!!!!!!!!1

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guest · 11 years ago

I STABBED ELVIS BECAUSE I'm racist xD

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iceshard · 11 years ago

I hacked a troll because I like zoo?

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macdadddy45 · 11 years ago

I killed a computer because you told me to.
You monster why!?

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped a computer because you told me to

taylorjamcake · 11 years ago

wow. I did tell you too, I wasn't serious!

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guest · 11 years ago

I said thanks to a vampire because I am racist....

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guest · 11 years ago

I beat a porn star because I'm sexy...

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guest · 11 years ago

I stabbed a lesbian because i'm sexy

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guest · 11 years ago

I was drunk with elvis because i was horny

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petilia · 11 years ago

Whats up with all my spelling mistakes....

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petilia · 11 years ago

Mine is: I smoked with a troll because I like zoo

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guest · 11 years ago

I pissed on a bird because I was horny...

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wet4234 · 11 years ago

I raped a piece of candy because I'm weird.

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guest · 11 years ago

I rapped a flower because I like zoo

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guest · 11 years ago

I said thanks to a dog because I have a great body

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ellybelly · 11 years ago

I smoked with Elvis because you told me to

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guest · 11 years ago

I stabbed you because i'm used to it o.ô

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guest · 11 years ago

i was drunk elvis because im weird

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guest · 11 years ago

I yelled at a banana because im sexy lol

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guest · 11 years ago

i slept with a vampire because you told me to...

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guest · 11 years ago

I hacked you because im used to it

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guest · 11 years ago

I did a blowjob to Robbie Williams because I like Zoo. OH GOD WHY!?

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petilia · 11 years ago

Bahahah

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snopes · 11 years ago

...I beated Rhianna because I do that everyday. Okay then. O.O

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harlemjiggle · 11 years ago

I pissed on a whore because I have a great body

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guest · 11 years ago

I stabbed a condom because I'm sexy

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guest · 11 years ago

i slept with rhianna brcause im horny

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guest · 11 years ago

"I raped my mother because you told me to"...o.o

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guest · 11 years ago

I sleeped with a car because i like zoo

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guest · 11 years ago

i slept with a dildo because i'm weird...?

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guest · 11 years ago

I killed Hannah Montana because I'm sexy

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guest · 11 years ago

I shouted at my mom cause I'm wierd. As you do.

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deleted · 11 years ago

I stabbed a computer because I'm weird

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guest · 11 years ago

I hacked a dildo cause you told me to do it

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guest · 11 years ago

I was drunk with Rihannah because it's normal

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped a flower because I am racist. oi.

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guest · 11 years ago

I slept with Hannah Montana because I'm sexy

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guest · 11 years ago

I pissed on a child because I'm weird

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petilia · 11 years ago

Oh wow =P !

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped a banana because you told me to.... O_O

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guest · 11 years ago

I smoked with..... A computer...... Because I'm weird

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guest · 11 years ago

I sleeped with a piece of candy because i have a great body

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bellarulz13 · 11 years ago

I stabbed Paris Hilton because you told me to.

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guest · 11 years ago

I slept with a cat because I'm weird... ._.

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guest · 11 years ago

Oh crap...I raped a kid bc I'm used to it

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guest · 11 years ago

I hacked Hannah Montana because I'm racist

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guest · 11 years ago

I slept with a toilet seat because I'm racist

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guest · 11 years ago

I pissed on Barack Obama because I was horny.....what?

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gemzltd · 11 years ago

i was drunk with a whore because im weird?

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped Barack Obama because I'm used to it

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guest · 11 years ago

i raped you
^ please can i change mine XD
lol im in a multicolored leotard so i cant answer the las sentence

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guest · 11 years ago

I stabbed a vampire because I'm sexy!

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dereksawesome · 11 years ago

I pissed on a princess because it's normal

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dereksawesome · 11 years ago

I raped Obama because I do it everyday

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unicornpoop · 11 years ago

I raped porn star because I like zoo

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guest · 11 years ago

I smoked with Elvis because I'm sexy

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guest · 11 years ago

I stabbed a dildo because I like zoo... What?

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guest · 11 years ago

i beated a dog because you told me to!

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guest · 11 years ago

i did a blowjob with hannah montana cause its normal...

guest · 11 years ago

at first i laughed...then i cried.

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allycat110201 · 11 years ago

I slept with a dog because I'm horny…

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apbmx · 11 years ago

I raped Barack Obama because I'm racist

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petilia · 11 years ago

Lol! Racist fits...

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17awesomeguy · 11 years ago

Oh god!

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thecatalyst · 11 years ago

I raped you because I'm sexy? Yes I did.

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guest · 11 years ago

I killed a condom because it's normal. Srsly?

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guest · 11 years ago

I fucked your mom because I'm the man

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guest · 11 years ago

I stabbed a child because I was horny. I have serial killer written all over me.

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deleted · 11 years ago

I slept with a dog because I'm normal. Lol

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guest · 11 years ago

I beated Rhiana because I'm used to it.... O.o When did I become Chris Brown?

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stephcat · 11 years ago

I raped a dog because I was Horny

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped you because I'm weird? Umm no i did not like my sentence

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17awesomeguy · 11 years ago

I said thanks to a princess because I'm racist... That doesn't even make sense

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guest · 11 years ago

I Hacked a whore because it's normal....

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17awesomeguy · 11 years ago

Lol

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17awesomeguy · 11 years ago

What if you had March 12 and Brown? That would not turn out good.

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guest · 11 years ago

this is so funny. I laugh in every comment.

petilia · 11 years ago

*wind whispers* You're not good at being sarcastic

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped a bird because I'm used to it...

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puppiesgomeow · 11 years ago

I killed Hannah montana because I'm normal.. I'm I supposed to be sad?

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coolaspink · 11 years ago

I raped a flower because it normal....WTF!!!!

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guest · 11 years ago

I said thanks to a porn star because I have a great body...

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guest · 11 years ago

I was drunk with a princess because I was horny...

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gummibear7688 · 11 years ago

I raped Hannah Montana because I like zoo

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped Barack Obama because I'm single

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guest · 11 years ago

This is so not real O_O

guest · 11 years ago

Don't arrest me....

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guest · 11 years ago

Oh gosh

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guest · 11 years ago

i did a blow job to a murderer because i like zoo.WTF

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guest · 11 years ago

I stabbed you because you told me so XD

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guest · 11 years ago

I beated a piece of candy because I'm weird

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guest · 11 years ago

I stabbed Elvis because I am sexy!! .... Shit they found out

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guest · 11 years ago

I did a blowjob to a toilet seat, because i am crazy

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petilia · 11 years ago

Thats just disturbing :p

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deleted · 11 years ago

I smoked with you because I was horny.

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guest · 11 years ago

I yelled at lesbian because its normal... Okayyyy

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guest · 11 years ago

I stabbed a fat boy because you told me to

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guest · 11 years ago

I slept with a whore because I'm sexy...

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guest · 11 years ago

I hacked a lesbian cause I'm sexy?!?

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me777 · 11 years ago

I said thanks to a porn star because I have a great body

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped a whore because I'm weird....

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guest · 11 years ago

I hacked you because I'm used to it

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inanutshell · 11 years ago

I killed paris hilton because I'm single. Good enough..

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guest · 11 years ago

I beat a dildo because I'm used to it

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foreveryoung098 · 11 years ago

I pissed on a toilet seat because you told me... Thanks...

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melody07 · 11 years ago

I pissed on a toilet Seat because I'm weird...

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guest · 11 years ago

I beat a lesbian because I'm weird (I'm lesbian :( …)

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guest · 11 years ago

I pisser on a Pierre of candy because i am racist

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guest · 11 years ago

I yelled at a stranger because i'm sexy. Me gustaa

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ihunerimo · 11 years ago

Lets do this for the notifications sake

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped a dog because I was horny

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guest · 11 years ago

I killed Robbie Williams because I have a great body.

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guest · 11 years ago

I killed a girl because I like zoo. Everything seems normal here.

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guest · 11 years ago

Stabbed Barack Obama... because I'm single. Fuck logic!

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taylorjamcake · 11 years ago

I slept with a banana because I was horny. I SAID THAT WHILE EATING A BANANA IN BED

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taylorjamcake · 11 years ago

I pissed on an egg because you told me to

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zebrax423 · 11 years ago

I stabbed a piece of candy because I'm weird

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empat · 11 years ago

i raped a banana becauase i'm weird

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guest · 11 years ago

I beat Rihanna cause I'm weird..... Oh shit I'm chris brown!

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guest · 11 years ago

I was drunk with a cat because I was horny!

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guest · 11 years ago

I said thanks to you because i'm racist. ._.

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guest · 11 years ago

I smoked with rhianna cause it normal...whatttt?

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stormcloak7 · 11 years ago

I said hey to a whore because im sexy

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guest · 11 years ago

I pissed on a lesbian because I'm weird...deffinitely

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guest · 11 years ago

I smoked with Robbie Williams because you told me to.

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kitty32 · 11 years ago

I did a blowjob to a condom because you told me too.

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guest · 11 years ago

I killed a toilet seat because I like to

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brainy · 11 years ago

I gave a blow job to Rihanna because I have a great body

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pebbleinthepond · 11 years ago

I slept with barack obama because I'm weird. O.o

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asifimbothered · 11 years ago

I stabbed Rihanna because I'm used to it

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fandomspecialist · 11 years ago

I gave a blowjob, to a girl, because I like zoo
Uuuuummmmm

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guest · 11 years ago

I hacked my mother because you told me to...

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guest · 11 years ago

I raped... Barack Obama...because I'm sexy!

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guest · 11 years ago

I was drunk with Paris Hilton because I'm sexy:)

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guest · 11 years ago

I killed a murderer because i like zoo

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guest · 11 years ago

I pissed on a flower because i'm weird

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epicchicken · 11 years ago

I hate you. I raped my mother because I'm single. You sick fucks!

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guest · 10 years ago

I slept with Elvis because I'm racist...

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guest · 10 years ago

I raped a dildo because you told me to

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guest · 10 years ago

I pissed on a girl because I have a great body

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deleted · 10 years ago

I raped obama because i'm racist 0_0

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guest · 10 years ago

I raped a flower because I'm weird

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specialcrayons · 10 years ago

I sleep with a dildo because I'm used to it
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glitteranna · 10 years ago

I stabbed Paris Hilton because I'm racist.

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guest · 10 years ago

I yelled at a fat boy because I'm sexy

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fungusamongus · 10 years ago

I said thanks to Barack Obama because I was horny

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griffin · 10 years ago

I beat a stranger because I'm sexy
ok

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armybarbie · 10 years ago

I said thanks to a condom because I'm sexy

griffin · 10 years ago

Wat

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k8eblue · 10 years ago

I raped a troll because im racist

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deleted · 10 years ago

I stabbed a vampire because I'm sexy

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elpango · 10 years ago

I killed an egg because it's normal...

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guest · 10 years ago

I slept with a cat because I'm sexy

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deleted · 10 years ago

I hacked Hannah Montana because I'm sexy.

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guest · 10 years ago

I raped you because I'm weird

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guest · 10 years ago

I smocked a piece of candy because I'm sexy

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wubs · 10 years ago

I beated a whore because I'm sexy

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angelus333 · 10 years ago

I smoked with Paris Hilton coz I'm use to it

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guest · 10 years ago

I smoked with a dildo because I do that every day.

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deleted · 10 years ago

I raped Hannah Montana because it's normal :D

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bookworm · 10 years ago

I killed hannah montanna cause im used to it

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deleted · 10 years ago

I yelled at a condom because I like zoo.

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angelus333 · 10 years ago

Awkward

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deleted · 10 years ago

Very.

angelus333 · 10 years ago

Makes you sound like that person who's totally lost it... Like, TOTALLY lost it

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guest · 10 years ago

I raped a troll because you told me to

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littlequeen090 · 10 years ago

I stabbed a toilet seat because I'm sexy

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guest · 9 years ago

I said thanks to a flower because I'm weird. Obviously.

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sugarrims · 9 years ago

I killed a condom because I have a great body.

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alandrose · 9 years ago

I hacked a banana because im sexy

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guest · 9 years ago

I pissed on a banana because I do it everyday

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alittlebirdie · 9 years ago

I pissed on you because I'm sexy.

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guest · 9 years ago

I was drunk with a child because I'm single

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fr02ty99 · 9 years ago

I got drunk with Barack Obama because I'm racist

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pbachman21 · 8 years ago

I hacked a computer because im sexy

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guest · 7 years ago

I said thanks to a whore because I'm racist

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guest · 11 years ago

I mooned Moon Moon on the moon.

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taylorjamcake · 11 years ago

SWEET PERFECTION

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I made this 2 years ago... Can be funny!

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