How awkward can it get? Share yours!

"you lucky fuck"

"check your snap"

"Thnx for the munchies! They be delish! : ) "

"Dont forget to check the mail wah wah"

"I moved to Hardees. Sun was being mean."

"You are welcome here if you'd like? You can take the bed, I'll take the couch?"

Blackmail

"we need dish soap."

You shouldn't have used Crisco. You need to use butter.

"How's that for a revelation"

"Same thing really". Really doesn't make sense.

"Maybe"

"Is that your IQ or your age?"

Excellent - will head downstairs shortly.

No prob, sis
....oh god

"Best Tutorial ever" xD

"Yeah we're good"

"What."

100416

*holds up a picture of a pumpkin*

“Haha I saw that and thought of you”

"Good morning" Nothing weird about this, it's pretty vanilla.

"Huh"

Hey People

Thank you, I already have

"Yep"

"nooooo whyy??"

"Sorry, wron person ."

'bro my head hurts from all the crying lmaooo help me' ohh

"Please pick me up, i wanna go home"

"Kool, forget Assassin's creed" (????)

"Entertainment from you. You are also useful in your knowledge of people. I am very objectifying as you said."
Me to a friend.

"I'm up" ...ok then

Heading home

"But wait, there's more"

Okay, and ttyl

"This girl in my Chemistry class has a friend who's parents are the owners of the Holy Land Experience"

Interesting

A'ight. I'll be leaving soon, then.

Well shit

Damn I understand