I figured you could do those with CAH - if xvarnah let's me and you're not too bored yet

Suffering existence pairs nicely with a 2014 Merlot

I rarely turn down predictive text games! @famousone Mia has converted now too

Heh. Seeing as I'm always the one who brings Cards Against Humanity including like 8 expansion packs to the party, it only makes sense :D

Basically i just friendzoned a memelord

I misread memelord as mermaid and you were basically Eric from The Little Mermaid

Haha oh no! I would never!

I am so proud of this community :')

You're a little too sure that the dinner would be incomplete without you

What the fuck?

Oh nvm you're already here dammit

God blessed to fail I guess? Thats a hell of a dinner, dude.

Or the weird third wheel lol

What do you mean weird, you'll barely notice me -oooh, your hair smell so nice... move your hand, I'm tryna pick a fry in your plate.

It basically sounds like going out to eat with a 3 year old :D

And we're back to the sex are we?

Wait so is it two people plus the pillow or just you and the pillow?

Well if it's anything like the conversations in which I typed some of those words, it's 2 people + many body pillows.
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(I joked about how if i ever meet up with my best friend, we should have a lewd body pillow fight just bc it would be funny. That conversation stemmed from us playing modded L4D2, where I kept smacking her with a NSFW Himiko Toga body pillow.)

Ha!

The truth comes out!

Well. Quite straight forward.

I saw that episode of Black Mirror

I have not. Questions are being questioned.

I feel personally attacked

...so do I. :D

Where I'm from we walk, but I'm open to new experiences