I'm Alive in my ass

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timebender25 · 8 years ago · FIRST

Dovakiin in my ass.

What.

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superchickentaco · 8 years ago

Stressed out in my ass?

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I can fix that.

superchickentaco · 8 years ago

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mrclever · 8 years ago

Titanium in my ass. Hm

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captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Want me to leave?

2 Reply

jwdahl91 · 8 years ago

Texas blood money in my ass...

trus8n · 8 years ago

Good song

jwdahl91 · 8 years ago

Yes! Thank you.

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guest · 8 years ago

Smoking snakes in my Ass
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wut

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mcr101 · 8 years ago

Beggin on your knees in my ass

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deleted · 8 years ago

I've got the magic in my ass
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Kappa deg deg

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deleted · 8 years ago

Rocket to the moon in my ass
........
Um....

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I got the rocket.

deleted · 8 years ago

O.O

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guest · 8 years ago

r... rape me in my ass...

itsamemaria · 8 years ago

You win

sephoria223 · 8 years ago

...who is this song by?!

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itsamemaria · 8 years ago

Out of the woods in my ass

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deleted · 8 years ago

Gangland...in my ass :^o

phoenixsenshi · 8 years ago

Bitch I'm fabulous in my ass

7 Reply

tehimpala · 8 years ago

pain in my ass

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Sorry about that.

tehimpala · 8 years ago

well jack you /are/ a pain in the ass

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frostbite · 8 years ago

Animals in my ass

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Well,I am an animal in bed...

3 Reply

slimchance · 8 years ago

A New Kind of Sexy in my ass.

deleted · 8 years ago

*Insert degdeg*

3 Reply

deleted · 8 years ago

Loser in my ass

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ultracoolcu · 8 years ago

Alexander Hamilton in my ass
(Hamilton ftw)

7 Reply

deleted · 8 years ago

Rather Be in my ass
Damn even my music choices are smooth af

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I know I would be.

deleted · 8 years ago

*insert someone who wrote a Sero x CJH fanfic*

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I...I wanna read that.

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ruinedeffect · 8 years ago

I have friends in holy spaces in my ass ಠ_ಠ

sephoria223 · 8 years ago

...so there are ghosts... in your ass...

ruinedeffect · 8 years ago

ಠ_ಠ

kisnotundercover · 8 years ago

Rip ruin

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sugaberry · 8 years ago

Uso in my ass

1 Reply

deleted · 8 years ago

Not here all night in my ass

1 Reply

sephoria223 · 8 years ago

honey in my ass... kinky

sephoria223 · 8 years ago

sounds like a deleted scene from the bee movie

mrclever · 8 years ago

Fifty shades of Bee

deleted · 8 years ago

Fifty shades of grey in my ass?

deleted · 8 years ago

Sail in my ass..?

6 Reply

guest · 8 years ago

Gunfight in my ass

6 Reply

deleted · 8 years ago

I see fire in my ass

deleted · 8 years ago

OH MY GOD I JUST STARTED LISTENING TO THAT.

jackee500 · 8 years ago

That's a bit weird because mine would be "We didn't start the fire in my ass".

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trus8n · 8 years ago

Skinned and fucked ..

5 Reply

werewolves37 · 8 years ago

Freak My Shit In My Ass

6 Reply

deleted · 8 years ago

Welcome to the Black Parade in my ass.

18 Reply

deleted · 8 years ago

Girls like girls in my ass

deleted · 8 years ago

*claps*

5 Reply

me_lizzy · 8 years ago

let her go in my ass .................

3 Reply

loveless · 8 years ago

Paint it Black in my ass.

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

How bout I paint it white?

loveless · 8 years ago

You smooth motherfucker

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buffy_burger · 8 years ago

Live forever, in my ass

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Will do.

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userrname · 8 years ago

Bang bang bang in my ass

sugaberry · 8 years ago

Big Bang?!

userrname · 8 years ago

Yes!

sugaberry · 8 years ago

I love basically all of their songs! They're amazing!

userrname · 8 years ago

Me too! V.I.Ps unite!

3 Reply

cryingchicken · 8 years ago

iron hands in my ass... oh boy

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

*puts on iron gloves*

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lucky980 · 8 years ago

Fences in my ass

pattywhack125 · 8 years ago

Paramooorree?! :D

obeyourmom · 8 years ago

Cough syrup... in my ass ¬_¬

ultracoolcu · 8 years ago

Yass young the giant

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missunknown · 8 years ago

Karkalicious in my ass...

missunknown · 8 years ago

Captain won't hit on me ;-;

deleted · 8 years ago

Sero will

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captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

There are literally no pickup lines I could use with 'Karkalicious'.

missunknown · 8 years ago

That makes sense. Lol. I've stumped Captain fucking Jack Harkness.

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

You can be the captain.I'll stay being Jack Harkness. ;)

missunknown · 8 years ago

I'm cool with that

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Captain Jack Harkness shall be exploring the unknown.The Miss Unknown.

missunknown · 8 years ago

You are a good person

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I'm even better in bed.

missunknown · 8 years ago

I fucking bet

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

All I read was 'I fucking',and assumed you meant you and me.

missunknown · 8 years ago

You're good at this

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

There's something else I'm even better at. ;)

missunknown · 8 years ago

^/////^

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Oh,you'll definitely be blushing. ;)

missunknown · 8 years ago

I will huh?

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Not so much blushing,as sweating,and moaning.That's right.We're gonna...EXERCISE!

missunknown · 8 years ago

That was the best thing I've heard all day, except for 'honey, grandma has just declared she is 'homosexual' what is that?'

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Oh shit,I just lost my dog named Lucky.Will you help me...get lucky?

missunknown · 8 years ago

You're smooth asf

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Probably the lube.Lots of lube.Care to try some with me?

missunknown · 8 years ago

Smoothhhhhhhhhhhh

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

The offer still stands.Erect.Like something else.

missunknown · 8 years ago

Haha

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Obviously I was talking about Mt Everest.Oh
And
My
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Dinosaur.

missunknown · 8 years ago

You have a dinosaur!??!!?!?

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Yes.He's peach colored,and wears a turtleneck sweater.

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missunknown · 8 years ago

AWEEEEEEEEEEE, what's his name?!

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

It's Ding Ding.

missunknown · 8 years ago

So DD or double D

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Or,in other terms,if you want his nickname,I call him the D.

missunknown · 8 years ago

Oooo ;)

fbi · 8 years ago

Y'all stop sexting in the comments

missunknown · 8 years ago

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Make us.

loveless · 8 years ago

Don't, please, you make me laugh XD

missunknown · 8 years ago

Haha, let's start it again?

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I can go all night.And I'm not just talking about sexting.

missunknown · 8 years ago

Oh yeahhhhhhh

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

You'll definitely be saying that too.

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biscuit0883 · 8 years ago

Crazy = genius in my ass
yikes

eccentricenderman · 8 years ago

THAT SONG IS SO GOOD

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guest · 8 years ago

Birosary of Hell Awaiting in my ass.

amuravasendiu · 8 years ago

First Movement of the Odyssey.....in my ass.

deleted · 8 years ago

Odysseus wasn't a legend for nothin....

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randomfandomgirl · 8 years ago

Losing Grip. In my ass.
Fml

willowghost · 8 years ago

I spit when I saw this, waking my dog from a deep slumber. He no longer trusts me.

majestic_yumps · 8 years ago

Miracle in my ass

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

You called?

randomfandomgirl · 8 years ago

Jack, it seems today you're filled with the innuendo, and I'm honestly amused.

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mopargirl · 8 years ago

Ready, Steady, Go.........in my ass.
Okay, no.

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Hey,I'll be gentle.

mopargirl · 8 years ago

Unfortunately the second song I listened to was Stand and Deliver. Not much better.

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I can deliver while standing too.

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internet · 8 years ago

My child in my ass...

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rycbar1234 · 8 years ago

Fallen Angels in my ass

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kisnotundercover · 8 years ago

Cancer in my ass
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..
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I should probably get that checked out..

deleted · 8 years ago

Dammit Jack, what did you do now!?

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Well,since I can't die,or get diseases,I got a little bored...turns out radioactive isotopes are very stimulating.

kisnotundercover · 8 years ago

Why me ;^;

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Why not?You seemed to enjoy it too.

thekaylapup · 8 years ago

My little sister is atively listening to a Minecraft parody called "Boys can't beat me" I'm glad they can't beat her in her ass.

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captainhookjr · 8 years ago

slow down in my ass....

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Am I going too fast?

shadome · 8 years ago

the vine in my ass

kisnotundercover · 8 years ago

I put my phone on shuffle and the next song I got was Wiggle Wiggle
Well shit.

deleted · 8 years ago

Don't mind if I do

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

That's my job.

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otamega · 8 years ago

Stronger Than You In My Ass

deleted · 8 years ago

That's a fusion I /really/ don't wanna see.

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I do!

deleted · 8 years ago

So I put my playlist on shuffle and got......
Audio Grenades. In my ass.
Talk about an explosive night.

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britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago

Let it go in my ass? LLOOLL

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I'll let SOMETHING go there. ;)

britishclusterfuck · 8 years ago

Nuh uh

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aidinurclitissue · 8 years ago

down in a hole in my ass
lol

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recon · 8 years ago

We roll deep in my ass

1 Reply

omgisthatadog · 8 years ago

Mama in my ass.....

1 Reply

fbi · 8 years ago

Comfortably Numb... In my ass

guest · 8 years ago

Pricked in my ass.....
Ummm....

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elynnated · 8 years ago

Love yourself in my ass.

gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago

Iron Man in my ass. ... I... can live with that.

ironman · 8 years ago

I can't.

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Want me to take over for you?

missunknown · 8 years ago

This.

guest · 8 years ago

Boy meets girl in my ass........
Okay

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lenny · 8 years ago

hardcore

ism · 8 years ago

Love Me Again in my ass...OH NO!

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Will do.

guest · 8 years ago

Dont Threaten Me With A good Time in my ass
oh cheese jesus

divona · 8 years ago

This was me but i forgot to sign in

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Can I sign in to your ass?

divona · 8 years ago

smooth af dude

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

It's in my job description.

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guest · 8 years ago

Release in my ass. Well...

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Can do.

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lenny · 8 years ago

let it be in my ass
wait let WHAT be in my ass

kisnotundercover · 8 years ago

It.

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Well,what's in there now? ;)

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bloodyhell · 8 years ago

Try in my ass

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Are you ready? ;)

guest · 8 years ago

old mcdonald had a farm in my ass...
i'm in trouble

deleted · 8 years ago

EyeyOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

3 Reply

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I hope you all realized I did this JUST to hit on EVERYBODY.

4 Reply

deleted · 8 years ago

Sparks in my ass

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Try lube.

3 Reply

foxboi · 8 years ago

Raise Your Fist... O_O oh god..

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Time to get foxxy.

deleted · 8 years ago

*pops up* Mind if I join?

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

The more the merrier.

1 Reply

aliraven · 8 years ago

bed of razors in my ass ._.

holybaconbutter · 8 years ago

Kitchen sink in my ass....

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nerdygirlforev · 8 years ago

Contra dubstep in my ass...

guest · 8 years ago

the only exception in my ass

guest · 8 years ago

Ghosts n stuff.

dr_harleen_quinzel · 8 years ago

Thnks fr th Mmrs.... In my ass

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guest · 8 years ago

Send my love (to your lover) in my ass

knine_187 · 8 years ago

patches, in my ass,,,,this post got me dying

landycandy · 8 years ago

You make me wanna in my ass

darthwednesday · 8 years ago

Would you still be there, in my ass.

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Yes.

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guest · 8 years ago

Beast and The Harlot in my ass

astroblink · 8 years ago

Lions in my ass...
Oh sweet Jesus

1 Reply

lilyisamazing · 8 years ago

Skyworld in my ass

ashiheart2 · 8 years ago

All messed up in my ass, FML!

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

I'm not okay in my ass
OH MY GOD WHY

jiasmin · 8 years ago

All the small things in my ass

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

That's wonderful

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deleted · 8 years ago

Centuries in my ass...

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tinymarshmallow · 8 years ago

(Listening to Disney songs...) on my way in my ass... no

2 Reply

guest · 8 years ago

The Wretched in my ass.

guest · 8 years ago

Deep Water Horizon in my ass...

guest · 8 years ago

This is Gospel In My Ass

guest · 8 years ago

We Found Love in my ass

guest · 8 years ago

The fuckin bad part is that it makes sense

guest · 8 years ago

Yours is officially my favorite.

sianiithesillywolf · 8 years ago

Viva la vida in my ass

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bubbles00 · 8 years ago

Never say never in my ass

1 Reply

guest · 8 years ago

Amnesia... in my ass.

1 Reply

deleted · 8 years ago

EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED IN MY ASS

1 Reply

guest · 8 years ago

TNT in my ass GOD HELP ME

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theflyingtrooper · 8 years ago

Firestone in my ass

guest · 8 years ago

Feels in my ass... cue pepe meme

guest · 8 years ago

Do You Want to Date My Avatar in my ass?

darkwolf1121 · 8 years ago

Follow Me Down In My Ass
That's one method of transportation

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ahmedakoojee · 8 years ago

Be right there( diplo) in my ass

scarletaro · 8 years ago

Take shelter in my ass

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Well,only part of me will fit...

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thesakanakid · 8 years ago

Alright... In my ass

otakuperfection · 8 years ago

"I Like It" in my ass
BTS

userrname · 8 years ago

Ayeee

guest · 8 years ago

In2 my ass

guest · 8 years ago

Like a Stone....

turtlepants · 8 years ago

You'll be back in my ass
I am okay with this

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I'mmmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

missunknown · 8 years ago

Oh yeah

paxxyagent · 8 years ago

Ring of fire in my ass

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tennant_and_smith1 · 8 years ago

Alexander Hamilton in my ass

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flobslob · 8 years ago

Black Dog in my ass

guest · 8 years ago

Centuries in my ass

3 Reply

peacelovelennon · 8 years ago

Oh no...Tommy Gun in my ass

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

I can definitely go that fast.

happyinding · 8 years ago

This is Gospel in my ass?

2 Reply

guest · 8 years ago

House of Memories in my ass. Sounds welcoming.

4 Reply

guest · 8 years ago

S͛t͛a͛n͛d͛ b͛y͛ y͛o͛u͛

blurpblurp · 8 years ago

Come go with me in my ass...

1 Reply

deleted · 8 years ago

Cake in my ass (wtf)

deleted · 8 years ago

Kinky *insert deg deg face*

deleted · 8 years ago

Lol ;)

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spartanfuffy · 8 years ago

Dracula in my ass

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guest · 8 years ago

all star in my ass

deleted · 8 years ago

someBODY once told me

turtlepants · 8 years ago

The world was gonna roll me

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deleted · 8 years ago

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

deleted · 8 years ago

She was lookin kinda dumb

turtlepants · 8 years ago

With her finger and her thumb

deleted · 8 years ago

With the shape of an "L" on her forehead

deleted · 8 years ago

Well the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

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deleted · 8 years ago

Fed to the rules and i hit the ground runnin

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deleted · 8 years ago

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

deleted · 8 years ago

Your brain gets smart by your head gets dumb

deleted · 8 years ago

So much to do, so much to see

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deleted · 8 years ago

So what's wrong with taking the backstreet

deleted · 8 years ago

You'll never know if you don't go

deleted · 8 years ago

You'll never shine if you don't glow

deleted · 8 years ago

Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play

deleted · 8 years ago

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

deleted · 8 years ago

And all that glitters is gold

deleted · 8 years ago

Only shooting stars break the mould

deleted · 8 years ago

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder

deleted · 8 years ago

You're bundled up now wait til you get older

deleted · 8 years ago

But the meteor men beg to differ

deleted · 8 years ago

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

deleted · 8 years ago

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

deleted · 8 years ago

The water's getting warm so you might as well swim

deleted · 8 years ago

My world's on fire. How about yours?

deleted · 8 years ago

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored!

deleted · 8 years ago

Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid

deleted · 8 years ago

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mould

deleted · 8 years ago

Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid

deleted · 8 years ago

And all that glitters is gold
only shooting stars break the mould

turtlepants · 8 years ago

Somebody once asked if I could spare some change for gas

deleted · 8 years ago

I need to get myself away from this place

turtlepants · 8 years ago

I said yep, what a concept

deleted · 8 years ago

I could use a little fuel myself

deleted · 8 years ago

And we could all use a little change

deleted · 8 years ago

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming

turtlepants · 8 years ago

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

deleted · 8 years ago

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

deleted · 8 years ago

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

deleted · 8 years ago

So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the backstreet

deleted · 8 years ago

You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

deleted · 8 years ago

Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go, play!

deleted · 8 years ago

Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid

turtlepants · 8 years ago

And all that glitters is gold

deleted · 8 years ago

only shooting stars break the mould

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deleted · 8 years ago

Pity party in my ass

1 Reply

sirnique · 8 years ago

5lb Bag in my ass

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Well,it /is/ about five pounds.And I guess it is kind of a blood bag...

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guest · 8 years ago

Mark my words in my ass

isabelday · 8 years ago

Holding on to you in my ass. . . well

2 Reply

guest · 8 years ago

Enchanted in my ass

deleted · 8 years ago

I'll make it enchanted

pattywhack125 · 8 years ago

SERO

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jazzy1656 · 8 years ago

Peanut Butter Jelly in my ass

1 Reply

bethorien · 8 years ago

conquer the stars in my ass

1 Reply

magiconic · 8 years ago

waiting for love in my ass.....

deleted · 8 years ago

Wait no longer

3 Reply

pattywhack125 · 8 years ago

Aleluia in my ass

jimmoriarty · 8 years ago

cold cold man in my ass

deleted · 8 years ago

IT'll be warm in a second

2 Reply

thebrick99 · 8 years ago

Hooked on a feeling in my ass e.e

deleted · 8 years ago

Best get ready

1 Reply

captinl123 · 8 years ago

Death of a Bachelor in my ass

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deleted · 8 years ago

*unzips pants*
*grabs knife*

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guest · 8 years ago

Please don't go in my ass

turtlepants · 8 years ago

Why not?

missunknown · 8 years ago

Dammnnnnnnnnn

missunknown · 8 years ago

Smooth

1 Reply

tibbers_ · 8 years ago

Let's go in my ass :)

deleted · 8 years ago

Sure

1 Reply

guest · 8 years ago

It's Time to Die in my ass

1 Reply

guest · 8 years ago

Stitches in my ass

1 Reply

guest · 8 years ago

Raise Hell...in my ass... (¤_¤)

deleted · 8 years ago

Ooo sounds fun

1 Reply

likeabossk · 8 years ago

Concious and the fiery works in my ass

borutouzumakix · 8 years ago

Blue Bird in my ass

deleted · 8 years ago

Naruto theme opening

deleted · 8 years ago

Looks like Naruto is finding Sasuke for a different reason

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vitklim · 8 years ago

Dusk in my ass

captainjackharknes · 8 years ago

Are...are people seriously still replying to this?

deleted · 8 years ago

CJH YOURE BAAACKK

1 Reply

deleted · 8 years ago

Twilight of the Thunder God in my ass

deleted · 8 years ago

GET OUT

deleted · 8 years ago

Why so angry sir?

rickyjr125 · 7 years ago

You always make me smile in my ass

captainjackharknes · 7 years ago

WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL COMMENTING ON THIS

deleted · 7 years ago

*shrugs*

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edgar · 7 years ago

Blood and Steel

en3my81 · 6 years ago

Mellow yellow in my ass, it feels nice and fizzy

sunflowers · 6 years ago

Africa in My Ass. I'm ready

I'm Alive in my ass

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