Ah yes then please go get your mother to tell you the intricacies of her sex life and then the backbreaking pain that is labor. When she’s done telling you about your dads dick please come back and rethink the “gore” value
Especially the part where a lot of women tear their taint and end up with a sort of combo butthole-vagina for a while that has to get sewn up, because that's not gory at all
I was constantly told that I was found in the garbage or abandoned on the beach. All kinds of mean things until I started crying and then she never said anything like that again. And she wonders why we aren't close.
Not exactly this, but related.
When I asked my mom what time I was born at she replied “I was busy, ask your father”
Every time I think about it, it gets funnier
I was told when I was very young but old enough to not accept “babies come from inside a mommy...” that a man and woman have sex. By the time I was 10 or so I had all the details of how down to a very precise biological level including details of puberty, sexual attraction, and being a generous and conscientious lover. My mother was very open about sex and giving the female perspective on it from her point of view. I was told very young that sex can be a wonderful thing but one was to be ready or else it won’t be- and that sex has potential consequences one must weigh against desire- and that sexual impulse could be exercised in non risky or less risky ways.
Yeah, both my parents kinda figured the same thing. I mean, I used to be obsessed with Wild Discovery as a kid, and they have animals fucking all the time, so it was easily inferred, even as a 5 year old.
Basically, the truth. But a five year old can't really digest penisses being stuck into vaginas, or the concept of ovaries. But at least I got an idea of how it works.
ᴾʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ˢᵘʳᵉ ᶦ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵐᵃʳᵗᵉʳ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᶦ ʷᵃˢ ʸᵒᵘⁿᵍᵉʳ
When I asked my mom what time I was born at she replied “I was busy, ask your father”
Every time I think about it, it gets funnier