I'm a dinosaur, that's why I didn't know

I’m a Virgo and that’s why apparently my predictive text doesn’t work.

I'm a virgo and that's why I'm going on holiday until next week

I'm a cancer and that's why I pulled out the gun.

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I'm a Taurus and that's why you don't know the truth.
*white girl voice* (so my normal voice) Uh, it's not my fault I'm lying, I'm a Taurus, the stars made me this way.

I'm an Aries and that's why I don't have to worry about the worms fucking about in your head, or the media photoshopping the smiles of the dead victims of a large stick
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Comma is mine, added after the fact.

I'm an aquarius and that's why I don't know what to do

I’m a Leo and that’s why I
don’t have a problem with my dyslexia lol
Lmfao YES I DO lmfao
My phone is such a liar lol I think it’s mad I yelled at it this morning for having to correct it over and over again.

I'm a Leo and that's why I left the other times I think I might have been standing there open mouthed for the last few days

I'm a Capricorn and that's why I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings and make sure you are not the intended recipient.

I'm a Scorpio, and that's why I don't know what to do with it.

I'm a Cancer and that's why I don't want to see anyone again

I'm a Scorpio and that's why I feel like I have to go to the store and get a new one to talk to you about it and I will be there in a few minutes after work.

I'm a Pisces and that's why I asked you to do it for me and you guys are not domesticated but you know what I mean

I am a Capricorn and that's why I am not a good idea for a person.

I'm a Taurus and that's why I worry about you and I don't want to be out of your life.

I'm a Sagittarius and that's why I want to get in her and get it all over my hands

.....wow.

I'm a scorpio and that's why I don’t want you in a lot of things.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm a libra and that's why I was asking for a friend to talk to

I'm a sagittarius and that's why I love the way you treat your friends

I'm a Virgo and that's why I love my gf
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Aww, that's...sweet. I expected something more...weird, not wholesome.

I’m a Capricorn and that’s why I am so tired of being in the woods with the people who have to say hello

I'm a scorpio and that's why I'm not going to get out of the house for the next few months.
:(

I'm an Aries and that's why I love the same kind of thing that you have
:D

I'm a cancer and that's why I am so much more of an idea

I'm a taurus and that's why I am not sure what to do with my life

I'm a Sagittarius and that's why The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner

I’m an Aquarius and that’s why I don’t have a good day at school

I'm a Leo and that's why I want some more information about this before I get you naked

I'm a Taurus and that's why I have literally nothing I want to do.
....Wow. That's sad and so wrong. I do waaay too much.

I'm a Virgo and that's why I'm working on this sentence

I'm a Capricorn and that's why I don't know Heard from the stomachs.

,,,,What??
Does this even mean????